December 2011
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Winter Cleaning: Step One
De-junking the laptop.
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Getting a head start on writing those New Year's...
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Today
I woke up without a fever of 102 for the first day since before Christmas.
Yay!
If falls under 100 I’ll be going back to the real world.
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Children believe what we tell them. They have complete faith in us. They believe...
– Jean Cocteau, director (La Belle et la Bête)
Let’s go to South Africa… Shit, I meant South America!!
– Either works
Him: "'Pig-stee'? Is that a word?"
Me: "Yes... 'Pigsty' is a word."
Him: ".... Oh."
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So why you gotta act like you know when you don't...
It’s okayyyyyy if you don’t know everything.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble...
– I think he wants food.
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What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate...
– Gloria Steinem (via loveyourchaos)
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Me: Beam me up, Siri.
Siri: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.
Eye won't stop twitching.
Hallelujah, finals week is almost here, which means its almost over.
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
bettafish-resistance:
1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at...
epidemiclife asked: you were in my dream last night. I don't remember the details, I just remember turning around and seeing you there. I was very pleasantly surprised :)